VOLUNTEER
(c) 1999 Warren Zevon

Well I can saw a woman in two
But you won't want to look in the box when I'm through
I can make love and disappear
For my next trick I'll need a volunteer

I can pull a rabbit out of a hat
I can pull it out, but I can't put it back
I can make love and disappear
For my next trick I'll need a volunteer
Step right up
For my next trick I'll need a volunteer

For my next trick I'll need a volunteer
Step right up
For my next trick I'll need a volunteer

And it's lonely up here
When the tricks have been played
And the spotlight has faded
And the plans that we made
Have fallen apart
And it's lonely as hell
And there's no magic spell
For the broken-hearted

Put in me in chains, I will escape
Better not wait up, 'cause I might be late
I can make love... disappear
For my next trick I'll need a volunteer

It's lonely up here
When the tricks have been played
And the spotlight has faded
And the plans that we made
Have fallen apart
It's lonely as hell
And there's no magic spell
For the broken-hearted

I can saw a woman in two
But you won't want to look in the box when I'm through
I can make love... disappear
For my next trick I'll need a volunteer
Step right up
For my next trick I'll need a volunteer

For my next trick I'll need a volunteer
Step right up
For my next trick I'll need a volunteer